MS. WILLIAMS - Hello Mr. Johnson. Come into my office.
MR. JOHNSON - Thank you.
MS. WILLIAMS - Have a seat.
MR. JOHNSON - Thanks.
MS. WILLIAMS - So you'd like to apply for the administrative
assistant position.
MR. JOHNSON - Yes.
MS. WILLIAMS - Do you have experience as an administrative
assistant?
MR. JOHNSON - Well, no. Not really.
MS. WILLIAMS - Hmmm. We're looking for someone with some
experience. Can you type?
MR. JOHNSON - Well, sort of. I use these two fingers to
type. I type 5 words per minute!
MS. WILLIAMS - Ahhh. Well, we hope to hire someone who can
type a little faster. Do you speak any other languages? We want
someone who is bilingual.
MR. JOHNSON - I can count to ten in Spanish, uno, dos, tres . .
.
MS. WILLIAMS - I'm sorry. We need someone who can do more
than just count to ten. Why are you applying for this job?
MR. JOHNSON - Well, to be honest, the salary is really
good. Right now I'm only making $5.00 an hour at Joe's Hamburger
Palace. Also, I noticed that your secretary is really attractive. Is
she single?